Well, I came across this post about the kind of slaps out there and I thought it would be nice too share it with the fam.
Read on...
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TAKE AWAY SLAP:When someone gives you a dirty slap and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.
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ECHO SLAP:This is after you are hit, you keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like "wiiiiiiiiiii"! And voices in your head will start singing Christmas Carol.
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FORMATTING SLAP:This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing. You find yourself asking questions like,"What did I do?"
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EXPLANATION SLAP:When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person on your own accord e.g. "Bros! Are you watching? I didn't do anything o!"
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FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:When you receive this kind of slap, all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away with your mouth opened widely.
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RHETORICAL SLAP:The moment you download this slap, you start asking questions that don't need reply. Like, "John, YOU SLAPPED ME?!"
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SWEET SLAP:This is the type of slap a boy/girl gives you sweetly on your cheek. Painful or not, you start blushing.
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MATHEMATICAL SLAP:This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face when given to you; the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference.
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CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP:When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's given to you all of a sudden),you will be able to combine and speak all sort of languages same time like Spanish,Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc.
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OYEDEPO SLAP:Just go and watch the Bishop David Oyedepo slap-deliverance videoto understand this. It is meant to deliver you from evil spirit. Once you get it, you star confessing.
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RAINBOW/BIRD SLAP:You will start seeing different colours and your head will turn to a nest whilst the birds will be flying all around you.
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GAZA SLAP:It's the type of slap when someone slaps you and you return the slap immediately… Just like the war in Gaza.
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MILITARY/BOKO HARAM SLAP:Once this slap lands on your face, you will start urinating on your clothe.
How many of these slaps have you received or given? Share the story and add your kind of slap.
This post was culled from the Facebook Wallof Samuel Abbey
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