Guy Narrates His Funny Experience During Visit To Pastor Chris Okotie's Church In Lagos

I know some of us hate reading long stories, but this one is a must read, guys.
It was written by Chris Kehinde Nwanduof CKNNigeria.com.
Hilarious!
When I decided to worship at Kris Okotie's Household of God on Sunday 29th December 201, I knew I was going to have a lifetime experience. I have heard so much about my namesake and his exploit that I was so eager to visit his sanctuary today.
For those of you who do not know, Household of God is situated along Oregun road Ikeja Lagos.
Kris Okotie owns all the land and buildings on that street. His Church shares the same fence with Chris Oyakhilome's Christ Embassy Headquarters.
Arriving Church was easy..I made my way into the Church after the normal searching
at the gate.
The first thing that will hit you, were the bouncers, whose chest were as huge as bags of cement, even the devil in his wisdom dare not make a move near that Church at this time.
The inside speaks of the taste of the man, sparkling, well decorated to taste.
Parked outside was not his new Rolls Royce but another Mercedes Benz Limousine with customized plate number.
As it is customary, my seat must be beside a fine babe. Kai, they were not in short supply at Household. Infact this Church has the highest concentration of fine babes that I have ever seen in any Church.
See shape - tall, short, dark, fair, half caste. See catwalk, see stepping, see mini skirts, see fine steps, see clean smooth skins. See nails.
I say come see cloth. Brazillian hair - no be that type wey all those Lagos babes dey do under Ikeja bridge.
It was like a competition.
@antwowfisher