Purisima filed his hand-written lawsuit in a Manhattan federal court on April 11 and is representing himself, reports Lowering The Bar.
Over the course of his 22-page lawsuit, Purisima claims that his middle finger was bitten off by a 'rabies-infected' dog on acity bus; before a 'Chinese couple' took unauthorized photos of him as he was being treated at alocal hospital.Also in the rambling and often incoherent lawsuit, Purisima complains that he is routinely overcharged for coffee at LaGuardia Airport.The suit claims the pain and other additional damages he suffered 'cannot be repaired by money' and are 'therefore priceless.' Included in the suit as evidence is a photo of his bloodied finger.
The fulllist of defendants in the case include Au Bon Pain, Carepoint Health, HobokenUniversity Medical Center, Kmart Store 7749, St. Luke's Emergency Dept., New York City Transit Authority, City of New York, NYC MTA, LaGuardia Airport Administration, Amy Caggiula and Does 1-1000 which refers to a thousand 'John Does'.
The amount, which can also be referred to as two undecillion dollars - or the number two with 36 zeroes behind it - is more money than currently exists on the planet.
'Even if Au Bon Pain conquers the planet and puts everyone to work for them from now until the stars die, they wouldn't make a dent in the bill,' reports What If?
This isn't Purisima's first lawsuit. In last four years he has filed lawsuits against the People'sRepublic of China, several major banks (including Wells Fargo, JP Morgan, and Wachovia, the Commissioner of Social Security, Lang Lang International Music Foundation, and others Lol this guys is not serious.
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